“Tomorrow we will be running the mile,” announced my high school gym teacher. When some of my classmates heard that news they cheered and looked forward to tomorrow. I, on the other hand dreaded those words. So it wasn’t shocking the next morning when I woke up with a... Read more
In 1988 there was a commercial where a woman wearing a fluffy pink robe is chaotically running around her house and as the tensions rise, she utters the phrase “Calgon, take me away!” The next scene then shows her relaxing in a bathtub supposedly stress free. Maybe... Read more